Read this Beotch!

Sometimes I love Facebook! Deepak Chopra super poked me the other day. I was thrilled, needless to say. I am sure he poked 100's of others, but I can think of so many instances when that will come in handy. Say when someone is bragging about something, like their son attending Harvard, I say "So what? I have been super poked by Deepak Chopra. Beat that Beotch!" It could make so many people who have no clue what I am talking about so uncomfortable. :-) Of course, I would only do that to someone who deserves it. I use my power for good and not evil.

You can probably tell by the word Beotch that I have been watching too much Chappelle lately. I don't know if anyone else saw it, but he did this skit last night where he was President Bush trying to explain the Iraq war and Iraq related things and it was totally hilarious. It ends with all these reporters asking when the violence is going to end in Iraq and he gets all angry with them saying they are breaking his concentration when he is trying to think about important issues like going to Mars. We're goin' to Mars Beotch! Forget about the war! Maybe not everyone would find that funny, but I was nearly rolling on the floor laughing.

Comedy is good!!! Life would suck without it.