Everyone knows that the Nazis did have advanced technology and did establish a secret base in Antartica as well as on the moon. How else can you explain the fact that they are all gone and you never see any marching in a St. Paddy’s Day parade? The reasons they left and did not win WW2 are simple and clear. Imagine yourself a high ranking Nazi Something-fuhrer kicking back with Adolph, having a few beers and talking about the 1000 year Reich. We have based the whole deal on a group of pure Aryan Ubermensch ruling over the rest of the inferior humans. A couple of problems…winning WW2 is going to mean alot of casulaties and we need alot of Ubers to occupy the world. We don’t have enough Ubers and can’t get them soon. So we set up a spy/listening base at the south pole to keep an eye on things and move to the moon [I think they are on Mars as well by this time]. Now we have all the time we need to develop and perfect our technology and make lots and lots of Ubers…nice pure Aryan Ubers…highly trained, highly motivated killer Ubers. and when we are real good and ready…we come back, win the war and take over the world. I think I hear an Uber walking down the hall right now.
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Everyone knows that the Nazis did have advanced technology and did establish a secret base in Antartica as well as on the moon. How else can you explain the fact that they are all gone and you never see any marching in a St. Paddy’s Day parade? The reasons they left and did not win WW2 are simple and clear. Imagine yourself a high ranking Nazi Something-fuhrer kicking back with Adolph, having a few beers and talking about the 1000 year Reich. We have based the whole deal on a group of pure Aryan Ubermensch ruling over the rest of the inferior humans. A couple of problems…winning WW2 is going to mean alot of casulaties and we need alot of Ubers to occupy the world. We don’t have enough Ubers and can’t get them soon. So we set up a spy/listening base at the south pole to keep an eye on things and move to the moon [I think they are on Mars as well by this time]. Now we have all the time we need to develop and perfect our technology and make lots and lots of Ubers…nice pure Aryan Ubers…highly trained, highly motivated killer Ubers. and when we are real good and ready…we come back, win the war and take over the world.
I think I hear an Uber walking down the hall right now.
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